New Years 2012

New Years 2012 will be celebrated on January 1, 2012 this time around (betcha didn't see that coming). A few facts about New Years:

• New Years Day is based on the Gregorian calendar.
• In Christian tradition, New Years day is the day Jesus Christ was circumsized.

Survival Facts

• A bizarre planet-wide outbreak of illness consisting of headache and nausea is typically associated with New Years Day morning.
• Beet red eyes and bad breath are symptoms of the above illness.
• A bizarre planet-wide outbreak of noise and mayhem typically occurs on the evening before New Years Day.
• Streets become full of people and balls from the sky at the onset of New Years Day.

Be safe and Happy New Year!